Category: babes
Addicted To The Sopranos
My GF is a Sopranos addict…
Like a lot of things she found it late in life haha…
OK just for you Kate…
The Tony Soprano Sound Board lol…
If you came here looking for Flip’s Porn and Babes – go here: FLIPS PORN
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If ya wanna date go here: SEXY ONLINE DATING
Cya…
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Old School Web Links
Guess it’s about time I updated the old place…
Full time babe blogging (plug) now for a few years…
So humour tends to take a back seat to tits ass and pussy…
Hey it’s tough but someone has to do it lol…
OK here’s some old school Flip’s Links…
And don’t forget to see all my links at COOLIOS!!!
Enjoy…
Home of the sickest jokes in the world…
Game on and this is Scary Girl…
It appears my GF is worth a couple of camels…
How to remove a bra one handed – I use my teeth…
Follow me on Twitter if you must – FlophouseFlip…
I’m finding the Eternal Moonwalk strangely addicitive…
Just a flamenco dancing cow…
For those of you that buy stuff off the internet…
A boy after my own heart…lol…
Lady Ga Ga flashes her tits…who the fuck is she anyway..?
And here’s a shit load more nude celebrity babes inc Megan Fox…
I’ll leave ya with Flip’s Nude Babe of the Day…
She’s the fucking too gorgeous to be true Brit babe Gemma Massey…
OK I lied…
Cya…
Rofl Is So Ghey!!!
OKAY let’s stop the rumour mill right here…
I am NOT a ghey…
Take a look at the gheyOmeter…
Is it flickering for you..?
It stays solidly in the NOT Ghey zone for me…
If your results even flicker a little…
Then you’re tiptoeing in the gheyness…
Beware the road ahead is paved with moisturiser…
Which brings me nicely to the recent smears…
On my name in the blogosphere…
It began with the founder of Dorset Dudes on Dudes…
He calls himself Rofl and claims to be hetro…
One only has to look online for irrefutable proof…
Proof of his utter gheyness that is…
As you can see his popular comic strip…
Is a haven for gheys and wanna be gheys…
So let the truth be known…
Flip is no ghey…
Rofl is THE KING OF THE GHEYS…
Watch this space I have others in my sights…
And as soon as I get time off from blogging my babes…
Y’all gonna get both barrels muhahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…
SPEAKING OF BABES…
JAMIE’S BEAUTIFUL EYES AND BOOBS AT X ART
Catcha…
A Band Of Smut Peddlers
So who is in this crazy band of smut peddlers…
Known collectively as The Porn Bloggers..?
Click the link by all means fuck all there yet lol…
Call it a Flip like contratente’ with a designer…
OK I have a few moments between babe blogging…
So here’s an albeit brief introduction to our NSFW blog ring…
Has been putting the panties into porn…
For an absolute age now…
She’s into geeky sci fi…
And dabbles in the black arts…
She also keeps us all in check…
I’m often at the receiving end of her E-slaps…
We also share a common skill…
Give us a script or hosting company…
And we shall smote it into a thousand pieces…
She’s cute brash and sexy as hell…
But for fucks sake don’t tell her I said that…
ANA’S PORN BLOG SHE SHOWS HER BUM TOO
Unlike most Americans…
The Walrus has an ironic sense of humour…
(that’s irony to my American visitor hehe)…
He’s also what I would call my blog wing man…
Any new ideas – or when I break things…
He’s the first I turn to…
What this guys doesn’t know about blogging…
You could write on the back of a postage stamp…
He’s also a nude babe connoisseur…
With a taste that’s simply sublime…
Oh yeah his drunken rants are toe curlingly evil!!!
THE BABES AND RAMBLINGS OF CHASING THE WALRUS
Have the hots for alt/punk geeky goth girls…
OK at 47 I guess I’m close to middle age…
Therefore it kinda irks me I’m old enough to be her dad…
For this little lady does it for me…
She’s cute edgy very very sexy and funny as hell…
Smart too with a cutting wit I adore…
I’d liek to say something witty about her…
But she’s beat me down with a single word…
I think I’ve met my match…
GO SEE ALL OF MISS ATHENA HOLLOW NOW!!!
She gives me an erection…
No BS and no fucking about here…
You’d have thought I’d be immune to porn…
But when this willy witch (lol)…
Weaves her erotic writing magic…
She’s the viagra of erotic literature…
No cock is safe with her steamy prose…
Or pussy come to that…
She’s my hot dirty writing friend…
And I actually kinda love her…
AUTUMN SEAVE – THE PORN ENCHANTRESS
And a guy who’s put downs…
Can strip paint at a thousand yards…
Yet underneath that gruff rough exterior…
There’s a sweet gentle family man…
Who lists his interests as…
Popular adult forum baiting…
Knitting and collecting bone china tea sets…
On a more serious note…
I’d want him next to me in a bar fight…
And like the Walrus he’s a guy I truly trust…
He likes the same kinda babes as me too…
Ummmm the Suicide Girls…
BAD WOLF PORN SEE HIM HOWL
The Porn Bloggers Part Two
Chimera…
Ummm yum…
She is another wizard of the erotic words…
She can make an exam paper sexy…
I reckon she’s a burning bush of desire…
Underneath that serious blogging persona…
Be cool to find out if I’m right lol…
Check her out at Why I Hate Porn…
Pretty sure she doesn’t hate it really lol…
I’m gonna be gentle with these guys…
Until I know them a little better…
Particularly Mistress Talia who runs…
Sadistic Domme Blog…
I mean would you mess with a lady…
Who carries nipple clamps…
And whips in her handbag..?
Bewinged is a remarkable new blogger…
Already making plenty of dollars…
It ain’t gonna be long before I’m asking for advice…
She’s running My Word Fetish…
She let’s slip her hubby is a Trekkie…
Regulars to the old Flophouse know my feelings on that…
But hey she’s funny talented…
And has that naughty girl feel about her…
If there’s one thing about me I’d change…
Apart from the obvious lol…
It’s my feet – oh my God yuk…
I love pretty girls feet…
But man I get off more on tits n ass…
However Footman has a kink…
He’s itching to get an athletes foot…
Yup he’s a foot fetish dude…
Not my scene but hey he puts his sole into it…
Trot over to Footman Online…
This guy has the niche nailed…
(Ok enough foot jokes Flip)
RevTKS69 claims to be a house husband (like me)…
However anytime we’re chatting household chores…
He’s strangely worryingly quiet haha…
Methinks he’s a wannabe house husband…
Although the babe hanging in his cupboard…
Would make me wanna spring clean hourly!!!
Explicit Planet is where this dude hangs…
The gheys of the world…
Have just found a new pin up guy…
He’s Rofl and he’s struggling…
Nay fighting to get out of the ghey closet…
He’s my personal intrawebz stalker…
He’s cute funny as tickling powder in jock strap…
And likes big man breasts…
But hey he’s my online bosom buddy…
And will make you fucking howl with laughter…
He’s blogging over at HAPPY SURFING…
And once he gets his finger out…
That place will absolutely rock…
That’s the gang and it will grow…
As soon as I can get away from my nude babes…
The gardening and decorating…
I we shall unleash The Porn Bloggers…
Onto the unsuspecting intraweb…
Until then I’ll leave y’all with a Flip Floozie…
More of my babes and porn blogs:
Catcha…
The Porn Bloggers
SO what do you get…
When a bunch of crazy porn bloggers…
Get together and decide to put all their stuff…
That’s twisted rants crazy links hot porn and babes…
Not forgetting WTF pics and dumb ass movies…
Together under one roof..?
Ya get THE PORN BLOGGERS…
Witty title huh..?
Well it was the best I could do under the circumstances…
In a nutshell it’ll be the blog to end blogs…
An Everything and Nothing monster…
With loads of blogs and porn bloggers…
Sucking the crap outa the web…
Feeding it’s lust for the banal insane and er porness…
So you don’t have to er much…
Watch this space it’s gonna be a doozy…
What’s that I hear y’all cry..?
A blog post from old Flip…
Without a hint of an advert or babe..?
Tut tut shame on you…
MET ART got me into this porn biz…
I made a sale on the old Flophouse…
And never looked back…
Trust me guys and gals this place is back on the map…
Bookmark it now and get ready…
For fun games porn and dames…
Catcha 
I’m A Granddad!!!
My son and his son…
So I’m a granddad…
And like all the things in Flip world…
It isn’t exactly a simple tale…
But I’m proud overjoyed and a little worried…
Ok I shall begin at the begin…
Son and heir splits with GF six months ago…
He is now at university and life is good…
Friday night his ex arrives for a visit…
Next morning she complains of stomach cramps…
The pain is severe and an ambulance is called…
You’re pregnant says the doctor…
Holy shit – says she and my son…
He calls his dad – that’ll be me…
“Dad she’s pregnant and I’m in shock…” he says…
“How do you know she’s pregnant..?” says I…
“Er we’re in the labour ward can you get here I dunno what to do…”
Holy fuck…
A three hour car journey later – my pup delivered at my mums…
We arrive to find son pacing and ex GF grunting…
She claims not to have known of the pregnancy…
In fact it transpires none of her family knew – not even her sister…
Her father drove through the night from France…
The upshot is baby Oscar…
It still hasn’t sunk in…
What the fuck happens next no one seems to know…
But he will be loved adored and cared for…
My son and his ex will need all our love and support…
And then some…
I feel proud shocked worried but mostly joyus…
I’m a granddad…
Holy shit…
Nailin’ Palin Sex Movie!!!
Nailn’ Palin is HERE!!!
HUSTLER promised…
And man have they delivered lol…
This is the hardcore porn tape of the year…
Starring horny hockey mom Sarah Palin…
Guest starring ebony lesbo Condeleeza Rice…
And of course horny ugly granny Hilary Clinton lol…
Garb the tissues and a bowl of popcorn lol…
NAILIN’ PALIN HISTLERS SARAH PALIN SEX TAPE!!!
Sarah Palin Nude Photos
Sarah Palin topless????!!!
I’d only wish it was fucking true…
Man I’m seriously worrying about my fixation lol…
Not since I first wanked over a lingerie catalogue…
Have I had so many wet dreams…
Sarah Palin has my heart and cock…
Well a guy can dream haha…
Here’s Sarah Palin’s sex tape…
Well that’ll keep us going ’till the real one cums out…
A massive thanks to the guys at Digital Desire for this hot lookylikey…
Without any real nude pics of sexy Sarah Palin…
This will have to do us nude Sarah Palin fans (lol) – FOR NOW…
MY VOTE GOES TO THE HOT BABES AT DIGITAL DESIRES
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Catch me and my whacky links at COOLIOS !!!
Sarah Palin Super MILF
I confess I find her hot as hell…
She and me have put the porn into Hockey Moms…
I know I know I will burn in hell lol…
But more than that I’m excited…
Very very very excited…
Seems the guys over at Hustler are shooting Palin Porn this weekend…
Lord this old porn blogger might just be buying that one lol…
It’s alleged they’re using hot pornstar Lisa Ann – see below lol…
A super MILF if ever I saw one pity Palin’s politics suck…
Insert obligatory Flip quip on Sarah Palin’s sucking ability lol…
Sadly it looks like the readers of Can I Call You Joe don’t think so…
Despite being offered the choice of Super Hot in their poll…
It looks overwhelmingly like Stoopid is the winner lol…
Jeez some people have no taste in possible VP hotties haha…
VP of course stands for Vast Pussy…
I guess they’re worried if she had to press the button…
But was having a manicure at the time the old US of A might be nuked…
But I digress…
How’s life when I’m not dreaming of a love tryst with Sarah Palin..?
It’s all go all change and all fucking awesome…
Our new Goldendoodle Millie takes up my day – that and porn blogging…
I’ve adopted the she’s a princess art of dog training haha…
Seriously though less than a week in and she sleeps alone through the night…
Responds to “busy busy” for number twos and threes…
And is genuinely a clever little madam…
Contracts on the new house have been signed and we move in one week!!!
Yup old Flip is heading for suburbia lol…
Washing cars on Sundays wife swapping on Fridays lol…
The dark days are well and truly behind me thank fuck…
My son is now at University and relaxed now his dad is settled…
I owe that boy so fucking much – thanks Harry…
Ok getting a bit sentimental here lol…
I’m back at the legendary Coolios posting regularly…
So catch me there for all the weird and whacky links to the web!!!
Ok that’ll do – back to my porn blogs I gotta make a living lol…
Speaking of which here’s my latest:
HOCKEY MOM PORN | GOTH NUDES | SHOWERING NUDES
Catcha…
Porn Suburbia And Puppies
It’s not as if I’ve been away far from it…
Just that I concentrated so much on adult I let a lot of good friends slide…
Folks like The Cowboy a true online long time mate…
The dude has single handedly run the legendary Coolios for an age…
I popped in now and then but never really committed…
I’ve been a blogger there longer than I care to remember…
I now have a zillion adult (ok porn) blogs out there…
And am beginning the long walk towards my own paysite…
But I swear to God too much tits and ass can wear you off!!!
Gratuitous Jiggling Babe’s Ass
How did she get in here..?
Tsk tsk somethings never change…
That’s why I’ve brought The Flophouse back to life…
And embarked on a couple of other mainstream blogs soon to be revealed…
Here’s one that is just waiting for the lady in question – Golden Doodle Diary lol…
Yup even our new little goldendoodle pup has her own blog lol…
So let’s see if we can’t bring some fun back to blogging…
Bookmark me and return – the stupid zany crazy links will be in abundance…
As will the ups and downs as I enter the world of porn and suburbia…
Puppy rearing fine dining and the trials and tribulations of Flip World…
Though to be honest life’s pleasantly boring and loved up these days…
Lest I speak to soon haha…
Catcha…
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