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So who is in this crazy band of smut peddlers…
Known collectively as The Porn Bloggers..?
Click the link by all means fuck all there yet lol…
Call it a Flip like contratente’ with a designer…
OK I have a few moments between babe blogging
So here’s an albeit brief introduction to our NSFW blog ring…

This hot little lady…
Has been putting the panties into porn…
For an absolute age now…
She’s into geeky sci fi…
And dabbles in the black arts…
She also keeps us all in check…
I’m often at the receiving end of her E-slaps…
We also share a common skill…
Give us a script or hosting company…
And we shall smote it into a thousand pieces…
She’s cute brash and sexy as hell…
But for fucks sake don’t tell her I said that…

ANA’S PORN BLOG SHE SHOWS HER BUM TOO

Unlike most Americans…
The Walrus has an ironic sense of humour…
(that’s irony to my American visitor hehe)…
He’s also what I would call my blog wing man…
Any new ideas – or when I break things…
He’s the first I turn to…
What this guys doesn’t know about blogging…
You could write on the back of a postage stamp…
He’s also a nude babe connoisseur…
With a taste that’s simply sublime…
Oh yeah his drunken rants are toe curlingly evil!!!

THE BABES AND RAMBLINGS OF CHASING THE WALRUS

They say middle aged men…
Have the hots for alt/punk geeky goth girls…
OK at 47 I guess I’m close to middle age…
Therefore it kinda irks me I’m old enough to be her dad…
For this little lady does it for me…
She’s cute edgy very very sexy and funny as hell…
Smart too with a cutting wit I adore…
I’d liek to say something witty about her…
But she’s beat me down with a single word…
I think I’ve met my match…

GO SEE ALL OF MISS ATHENA HOLLOW NOW!!!

She gives me an erection…
No BS and no fucking about here…
You’d have thought I’d be immune to porn…
But when this willy witch (lol)…
Weaves her erotic writing magic…
She’s the viagra of erotic literature…
No cock is safe with her steamy prose…
Or pussy come to that…
She’s my hot dirty writing friend…
And I actually kinda love her…

AUTUMN SEAVE – THE PORN ENCHANTRESS

He’s the pack leader…
And a guy who’s put downs…
Can strip paint at a thousand yards…
Yet underneath that gruff rough exterior…
There’s a sweet gentle family man…
Who lists his interests as…
Popular adult forum baiting…
Knitting and collecting bone china tea sets…
On a more serious note…
I’d want him next to me in a bar fight…
And like the Walrus he’s a guy I truly trust…
He likes the same kinda babes as me too…
Ummmm the Suicide Girls…

BAD WOLF PORN SEE HIM HOWL

The Porn Bloggers Part Two

Chimera…
Ummm yum…
She is another wizard of the erotic words…
She can make an exam paper sexy…
I reckon she’s a burning bush of desire…
Underneath that serious blogging persona…
Be cool to find out if I’m right lol…
Check her out at Why I Hate Porn
Pretty sure she doesn’t hate it really lol…

I’m gonna be gentle with these guys…
Until I know them a little better…
Particularly Mistress Talia who runs…
Sadistic Domme Blog
I mean would you mess with a lady…
Who carries nipple clamps…
And whips in her handbag..?

Bewinged is a remarkable new blogger…
Already making plenty of dollars…
It ain’t gonna be long before I’m asking for advice…
She’s running My Word Fetish
She let’s slip her hubby is a Trekkie…
Regulars to the old Flophouse know my feelings on that…
But hey she’s funny talented…
And has that naughty girl feel about her…

If there’s one thing about me I’d change…
Apart from the obvious lol…
It’s my feet – oh my God yuk…
I love pretty girls feet…
But man I get off more on tits n ass…
However Footman has a kink…
He’s itching to get an athletes foot…
Yup he’s a foot fetish dude…
Not my scene but hey he puts his sole into it…
Trot over to Footman Online
This guy has the niche nailed…
(Ok enough foot jokes Flip)

RevTKS69 claims to be a house husband (like me)…
However anytime we’re chatting household chores…
He’s strangely worryingly quiet haha…
Methinks he’s a wannabe house husband…
Although the babe hanging in his cupboard…
Would make me wanna spring clean hourly!!!
Explicit Planet is where this dude hangs…

Ummm did I forget someone..?
The gheys of the world…
Have just found a new pin up guy…
He’s Rofl and he’s struggling…
Nay fighting to get out of the ghey closet…
He’s my personal intrawebz stalker…
He’s cute funny as tickling powder in jock strap…
And likes big man breasts…
But hey he’s my online bosom buddy…
And will make you fucking howl with laughter…
He’s blogging over at HAPPY SURFING
And once he gets his finger out…
That place will absolutely rock…

That’s the gang and it will grow…
As soon as I can get away from my nude babes…
The gardening and decorating…
I we shall unleash The Porn Bloggers…
Onto the unsuspecting intraweb…
Until then I’ll leave y’all with a Flip Floozie…



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17 Mar 09

The Porn Bloggers

the porn bloggers

SO what do you get…

When a bunch of crazy porn bloggers…

Get together and decide to put all their stuff…

That’s twisted rants crazy links hot porn and babes…

Not forgetting WTF pics and dumb ass movies…

Together under one roof..?

Ya get THE PORN BLOGGERS

Witty title huh..?

Well it was the best I could do under the circumstances…

In a nutshell it’ll be the blog to end blogs…

An Everything and Nothing monster…

With loads of blogs and porn bloggers…

Sucking the crap outa the web…

Feeding it’s lust for the banal insane and er porness…

So you don’t have to er much…

Watch this space it’s gonna be a doozy…

What’s that I hear y’all cry..?

A blog post from old Flip

Without a hint of an advert or babe..?

Tut tut shame on you…

MET ART got me into this porn biz…

I made a sale on the old Flophouse…

And never looked back…

Trust me guys and gals this place is back on the map…

Bookmark it now and get ready…

For fun games porn and dames…

Catcha

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